Thursday, May 7, 2009

Help me catch a paedophile

Ok. Well. Maybe not catch him (assuming that he is a he, and not a she). But surely somebody somewhere has an idea on how to ruin this person's life? With extra emphasis on the ruining? We can get to the justice part later etc.. yadda yadda yadda.. bleeding heart liberals... etc etc

Let us just focus on the dismantlement of another person's life.

Here are the user details of somebody who landed on my website, searching for the keywords: "child sucks cock"

Judging by the fact that this person is using Internet Explorer 7, I'd have to assume that they're not so "up with things" when it comes to computers, as anyone who is anyone (i.e. me) will tell you that Firefox (maybe even Opera for some pasty-faced rebels) is the favourite amongst ardent interbutt users. Maybe they didn't think that Googling around for child porn would put them at risk?

Also, the fact that they're from New Jersey makes me pretty sure that they're a fully fledged paedophile. Sources for such a fact? Me.

So... any ideas?

Update: All of his details have been forwarded to the Plainfield Police Department in New Jersey, who by the way, seemed pretty happy to have the information handed to them.

9 comments:

  1. Email that screen shot to the local police department where ever he is and CC it to the FBI?

    Either that or do some mega research to find out who his abuser was, invest in some proper plastic surgery to look like him and show up on this fuckers doorstep looking for seconds.

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  2. Heh, you're right. I think I'll email those details to the New Jersey Police Department. The second idea would take a little too much effort for somebody as effortlessly lazy as me.

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  3. You know what. I reckon the fact that I have repeated his keywords in two separate posts might lead to more child enthusiasts arriving on my site.

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  4. whom you can forward on to the relevant authorities.

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  5. Haha, a lovely little honey pot.

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    1. You're no better than a damn pedophile.

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  6. I've had a lot of sick people land on my site from searches like that.

    Take a look at woopra.com, it's a live site traffic tracker. You can flag IP addresses and even send people live messages that pop up on their screen as their on your site.

    Freaks them out.

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  7. I got a few hits from people searching "saucy preteen", "tiny miley", etc. after I did a piece about that f-ing Hannah Montana movie. It's good to know I'm popular with the paedophile demographic.

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  8. the ring learders in pdeo groups, are people in power, THERE scared the kids, this!!! needs to stop, and should be somewhere to catch these dirty b########

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